My sister started reading Homestuck a little while ago and she's about to get up the bit of act 5 act 2 with all the murders. She thinks Gamzee and Eridan are going to die trying to defend themselves. If only she knew.
Im gonna take a guess that this character is a mean antagonistic straw feminist
I can agree with this dude being the villain as he describes both Richard Dawkins and Ayn Rand as people with towering intellects
Meanwhile evil straw feminasty vegan reporter lies in wait to ambush down to earth duck dynasty duo for a rude interview
This movie also makes use of the “repressed muslim woman” stereotype as this character (who is not named yet even 20 minutes into the movie) has a controlling father that makes her wear a niqab and is implied to not let her drive
plucky christian kid decides to school his philosophy professor on Gods existence by invoking the big bang. Oh and also the mean feminist reporter now has cancer
plucky good christian boy’s girlfriend breaks up with him for standing up for his faith and not just dropping the class or reporting the professor for religious intolerance. mean feminist reporter gets dumped by her executive boyfriend she was co-habitating with because she has cancer
In a surprise twist mean exec ex bf of feminist is the brother of the mistress of the evil atheist college professor. And she was a former student he had an affair with and he and all his philosophy and sociology department friends make fun of the wine she forgot in the trunk of her car at a dinner party. There’s also some Christian councilor that keeps showing up and giving advice but his plotline is so far insignificant
atheist dudes gf leaves him, the girl in the niqab (who finally has a name now, it’s Ayesha) was listening to christian scriptures on her ipod in secret and for it she gets thrown out of her house. The feminist reporter has an emotional crisis and can’t trash the duck duo
plucky go lucky answers in genesis insists that science proves god and r/atheism phd admits he really just hates god. Class sides with the kid and everyone converts. Ceo dude gives a villain monologue to his ailing mom and the feminist reporter admits her illness and receives spiritual guidance from a christian boyband. r/atheism phd reads an old letter from his deceased mom and tries to apologize to his ex lover/student but she isnt answering. He tries to find her at the christian boyband concert but gets hit by a car and converts to christianity right before he dies in front of the youth pastor. Back at the concert one of the duck dynasty dudes tells the concert goers to pester their friends with gods not dead texts. And everyone rocks out to christian rock music right into the credits
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with
i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
Rihanna:Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake:I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé:If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake:I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!